dicktective: only 90s kids remember the eugenics wars reblog if your a real 90s kid
Tumblr Guessing Game...
reichenfeels: Can you guess from my posts what is my: age sex and/or gender sexual orientation race and/or ethnicity field of study and/or field of work favorite TV show(s) favorite book(s) favorite video game(s) favorite food(s) Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are.
Reblog if tattoos are a major turn on for you.
misandrymakesmemanly: PB&J sandwiches are the most racially and sexually equal things I have ever seen…. Two whites an african american and a smurf all fucking in one delicious mess. What.
Not a queen; a khaleesi: dollykitten: poodleduke:... →
dollykitten: poodleduke: dollykitten: poodleduke: dollykitten: Why go to bed when you can stay up talking to senpais who will never notice you and reblog pictures of cake and cats and cute Asian girls Stop objectifying Asian girls asshat I’m not? Yes you… Haha, literal truths time: There is an objective definition to what qualifies as objectification. You can’t just...
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism Fucking dying.
Kissing Bovines: sazquatch: “Society says men... →
sazquatch: “Society says men can’t hit women!!!!!” Oh really? Tell that to all the dude-bros making domestic violence jokes. Tell that to the thousands upon thousands of women who die due to domestic violence every year. Tell that to the women that have been beaten up for refusing male… Tell that to the men who refuse to fight back against the women who abuse them. Oh, wait. They...
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
meowren: “whatever, i was doing pokemon sprite fusions way before it became a fad” Perfect.
helioscentrifuge: current emotion: can i put my face between your thighs Same.
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
justin-i asked: multiples of 3!
these are interesting wow ask me ill check out...
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
93. Are you a virgin?
94. When was the last time you had sex?
95. Favourite food?
PLEASE SOMEONE ASK ME!!!!!!!
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played loud
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself
euphoriapony: that’s it, you’ve stomped on it you’ve stomped on my hope for humanity Congratulations What happened?
ero-hime: It’s the biggest let down ever when cute boys are younger than me That should only be a let-down if they’re under 18.
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: drakensberg: socialjustice-ebooks: abuttmaleprivilege: electricshoebox: So, Tumblr, I’m gonna make a ~thing~ Tell me your favorite “misandry” and/or lady-empowering songs? “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass- Blink 182” “Kill Women” by Anal Cunt “Gold Digger” by Kanye West or “Kim” by Eminem. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” by Frank Loesser for a lil...
Not a queen; a khaleesi: Why Do Men Keep Putting... →
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he… This falls apart the minute it attempts to equate wanting to date someone with not caring about them...
psycho-members-only: foxnewsofficial: join tumblr.com and meet hot singles not in your area So fucken true.
wonder-mechanic: “how many potaters do you want?”
farrahsfaucet: what kind of grunge softener do you use I use Downy.
TMI Tuesday I’m literally always horny.
Homophobic Texas judge forces lesbian couple to... →
praisethename: A lesbian couple has been forced to break up their happy home by a homophobic Texas judge who threatened to take their two children away if they continued to live together. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Wait, what?
My brother is such a cunt. I literally can't stand...
abuttmaleprivilege: teenagehorrorstory: Him: I think this girl is into me Mom: why do you think that Him: UH LOOK AT ME. I’M A WHITE MALE. I’M SO ATTRACTIVE. WHY WOULDN’T SHE BE INTO ME white males: thinking they’re god’s gift to the universe since the stone age.
Why God Failed to Earn Tenure
politicalprof: With graduations (and faculty promotion and tenure season) just past, an oldie but a goodie: why God can’t earn tenure: 1. He published only one book. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in refereed journals. 5. There is significant doubt He wrote it Himself. 6. He is neither collegial nor a regular coauthor. 7. Sure, He created the world, but...
inappropriateresponses: pigeonredd: and he wore flip flops and burned really easily in the sun so yeah any rights to tell me shit have been revoked Redd says fair-skinned people don’t have any right to speak to her. Redd claims not to be a racist. Is that some wardrobe policing I see? For shame!